Come meet Big Earl and Lil' Earl!They are cuddly loveable stuffed toys loved by the young and young at heart, ...or anyone with a sense of humor about cats or pets. They make perfect gag gifts for anyone, especially those who travel a lot. Don't miss our New Gifts for fun gifts too!They are great Valentine Gifts, Graduate Gifts, April Fools, Shower Gifts and great gag gifts for party favors, too! Great for Halloween, too!Check out our NEW GIFTS!
"Big Earl"
12+ Reasons "Earl" is a Purrrfect Pet...doesn't eat smelly cat food. ...doesn't need a messy litter box. ...doesn't shed, go into heat, or chase cats that are. ...doesn't wander off so you always know where he is. ...doesn't have to be put out at night. Or let back in at 4:32 AM. ...doesn't climb the draperies or mistake the sofa for a scratching post. ...doesn't wake you up in the morning by sitting on your head and mistaking your nose for a catnip mouse. ...doesn't bite or scratch children who pull his tail and spin him around. ...doesn't have to be rescued from a tree by the Fire Department (unless you put him up there). ...doesn't stare at you like crazy when you want to play with him. ...doesn't come when you call him. But then again, neither does a live cat.
Lil' Earl is a mini version of Big Earl which has suction cups on his four paws so he can hang around just about anywhere!
Each Big Earl and Lil' Earl come with their very own hilarious Death Certificates !
Contact InformationTo Order , just click here Order Information Your own special Earl or Lil Earl will be woken up (they sleep alot!) and shipped promptly by Priority Mail!
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